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Updates:

02/04/09 - Belle's Birthday!
Belle turns 9! See what else she turns in the videos section, "Best Gift EVAR!".

It's Christmas!
Happy Christmas, everybody. Ianissimo and Dutchin galleries +1. Each.

Smilocide.com's triumphant return!
Need I say more?

Mid-July - Cow Appreciacion Day!
So at some day in mid July is national Cow Appreciation Day. Trying to find the "official" date is a major pain, though, so why not just celebrate it all month? Hooray for cows!

05-31-08
So here's what happened. The owner of Smilocide is cheap, right? So rather than fork up extra cash to transfer smilocide before the domain ran out, he let it expire, so someone else bought the domain, and smilocide went down for about a year. Actually, it's still down. So this is smilocide.net. Created as an interim since smilocide.com has been away for quite a long time now. And let's face it, it may never come back, if those murderous harpies keep renewing the domain. At least this way, everyone can enjoy a portion of the former glory that was smilocide.com! Updated some Dutchin gallery stuff, some Smilocide Does Stuff (with and without 'style') webcomics, and some animations. Smilocide.net, it's dot-com!
Something-April-07
Random update on a random day in April. Smilocideaversaryorama is... June 2... In the Orlando Public Library. Maybe if more of you people would profess your undying love for smilocide, we could get a cooler place. Shortly after the 'rama, we'll be changing servers. Might be down a few days or some technical crap like that... Oh yeah, some stuff was updated, but you should know where to look for new stuff by now.
2-4-07: Belle's Birthday!

"I feel a tad silly..."
Belle's Birthday is today! There's Dutchin art, an animation, a collab, and both "Smilocide Does Stuff" comic updates for the "momendous" occasion! She's also hiding in a new AHABAD!
1-28-07
Imo (Ianissimo) art and Dutchin art. You can look at both if you like.
First post of 07
There's an Imo art, some Dutchin art, and a Smilocide Does Stuff Without Style webcomic.
12-25-06
How many sites update on Christmas, huh? Anyway, like I said before, this week's upload is spiffy and out of the ordinary. There's a new festive short on the Videos page, new Ian art, and long-awaited Llamapaloozas! Happy Christmas from Smilocide!
11-??-06
I don't remember what day it is. But there's Dutchin art. Next week's upload there will be some really spiffy stuff, though.
11-21-06
Take a wild guess. Come on, you can do it!
11-13-06
Today's Monday upload takes place on a Wednesday. So it's not late, I planned it like that. Oh yeah, more Dutchin art. Doesn't that guy have anything better to do?
11-05-06
Dutchin art, but is that really worth an upload?
10-31-06
Halloweeeeeeen! New animation on videos page, new vegan and dutchin arts, a new dana/dutchin collaboration, plus a llamapalooza comic to boot!
10-20-06
New background on the downloads page by Ianissimo and Dutchin! It is amazing!
10-16-06
Woah... Ianissimo contributed gallery art? Dutchin too, but that's no suprise.
10-10-06
Go figure. I forgot to post updates because I slept. Now they are up. They being free ministers and smilocide does stuff without 'style', as well as vegan and dutchin arts. i stopped capping mid line. isn't that weird?
10-01-06
Oh crap, updates. Ok, so it's not like new stuff that you all care about, but it can forever change the way you view smilocide. Seriously! Check out the images and webcomics! Now you can view webcomics without having 2 windows open, and clicking on someone's art in their gallery will bring it above that pesky layout! Good for low resolutions and small windows, too! There's some new Dutchin and Vegan art for you to test it out on, even! Even!
09-25-06
Dutchin and Collab arts. Free Minister is back again. I told you so again. This news page is the least fun part of updating.
09-17-06
Vegan and Dutchin arts. Free Minister is back. I told you so.
09-11-06
Vegan and Dutchin webcomics. Free Minister should be back soon, I promise.
09-04-06
Vegan and Dutchin art, new llamapalooza. Fairly simple update this week.
08-27-06
More "silly talking animal" comics, because everybody loves them! And new Dana, Vegan, Ian, and Dutchin art. As well as another by that Mr. M guy. There's somewhat of a "Precious Moments" theme in all gallery updates except Ian's, because cute things need love, too!
08-10-06
Update's a little late this week. Ok, so a lot late, because Mr. Webmaster decided to get sick. Today he decided to get better, yet he's still to lazy to tell you what was updated! Ok, so some webcomics and Vegan art. Phew that was a lot of work. Oh, and since I expended the energy, the collab section has been started, too. Not much there yet, though.
07-30-06
New webcomics from everyone except "The Math". And a Dutchin poocture, but that's nothing special. Anyway, yet some more important news, we were thinking about doing more pair-work on smilocide, so you might should look forward to a new "collaboration" section. You know, like that "Juggling Armageddon" in the posters section that Ian and Dutchin did? Also, though very subtle, the last "After Hoppity and Bee Are Dead" was a slight collaboration, too. Look forward to an occasional image that everyone works together on!
07-24-06
New webcomics from everyone! New images from Dana and Dutchin. And the very first Smilodex Update! It's got new data! Yaaaaay!!!!!
07-14-06
Happy Cow Appreciation Day! No Smilocide meet this week, so no real updates, only one image in the Dutchin gallery because such a glorious holiday should not go uncelebrated!
07-11-06
New Ian, Vegan, and Dutchin images, as well as a Free Minister comic!
07-01-06
One Dutchin image and lotsa webcomics, so you should go to webcomics instead!
06-26-06
No smilocide meet this week, so only a few pictures by Dutchin and Ianissimo that the webmaster realized he had on his computer and thought "I should upload these", so I did.
06-18-06
More picture and webcomic updates, as well as fixed a stupid IE-specific bug that stopped flash videos from loading! Stupid IE.
06-15-06
all of us here at smilocide.com would like to congratulate Elizabeth on her two new ponies, Calvin and Clover!!! Picture!
so i made a point not to mention the program again till it was up, and now it is!!! also, cartoons are up (at here until we have more time to update)! see, i wasn't lying. also, numerous new pictures, especially mine (ianissimo's), and if you haven't noticed, though i don't know how you couldn't have, honestly, there's lotsa webcomics now. it's all coming together! smilocidiversarypalooza was a massive success (in my opinion) by the way and everyone will trust me unquestioningly henceforth or i'll detonate cherry bombs in their bodies' cavities. we had almost 40 people turn out and i didn't even know all of them, so thanks everyone for that. we'll have a highlights page up specifically for that soon. till then, keep on smilin and cidin and FREAKING BUY SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!!!
06-03-06
howdy, smilonites! well, it's coming. Smilocidiversarypalooza. that's right, one year since smilocide.com was launched and it's been one wild ride, don't you know. maybe this year we'll lose less money! anyhow, to celebrate, we're inviting everyone of all races and creeds (except those nasty carthaginians) to join us at the orlando public library on central and orange ave rm ("Cypress" Room) on saturday, june 3rd. there'll be more prizes and cockfights than you can shake a white crappie at (it's a fish. seriously), as well as screenings of some of our films.

also, soon to be up (for real this time) is our smilodex program and a couple of animations, to be found at the downloads and moovays pages, respectively. also, the buying place has stuff to sell. this isn't new, but no one seems to be aware of it anyway. also, if you have questions about smilocidiversarypalooza, ordering merchandise, my sexual orientation, or the deeper truths of life, or just feedback, contact me personally at ianissimo@smilocide.com, cause i can handle all that stuff and more.
btw, bad apple comics no longer carries the hoppity and bee show. some crap about people sticking themselves on the staples in the binding. whatever. i think tony jilted us.
05-27-06
More updates! Webcomics and another Uyen picture!
05-20-06
More updates! Fixed Uyen's pictures, since Vegan finally decided to tell me they were broken. :/ But now they should work! Sorry about that. Mostly webcomics this week. And a Llama date! It starts in Llamapalooza, jumps into the gallery, then jumps back into Llamapalooza. And maybe even contiue next week!
05-13-06
Holy crap! Updates! Webcomics from everyone, and new images for every artist except Ianissimo! And a new Artist! And no seperate artist pages, so you don't have to look at al the thumbnails you don't want to! And even this: link It's really cool!
04-26-06
so smilocideiversarypalooza is now all squared away. it will be saturday, june 3rd, from 1-5 at the downtown public library in the CYPRESS ROOM. that's "CYPRESS" like the tree. again, free things. we won't even charge you. and a puppet show. and i'll share my lunch with you. if you have questions, email me at ianissimo@smilocide.com
also, cookies by design off central near the library has hoppity and may adorning their windows for a while, put there by the ever innovative hand of our very own dana. check it out before the proprietors find our contraband all over their storefront.

OH YEAH, and we also have some new pooctures that Dutchin posted because nobody was posting anything. Oh, and also new on the pictures page is greeting cards that you can send to people! Right now all we have is a Happy Birthday one, because only one of us has known flash for a week now. And we're lazy.

04-06-06 - This is now old, outdated-y news:
this is smilocide. where you're at. right now. like, the website. ok, so now we're clear. smilocide is probably the greatest web site of the 20th AND 21st centuries. look at all the pictures on the pictures pages cause there's lots. at the buyin place, you will buy things right now. you can look at posters and things, and then you click the buy now button, and it takes you to paypal.com, then you pay, and it sends you back here. online cowmics has some weekly comics we put up like every few days or months. videeohz is where it's at, now. look at the animations, cause they are sooo good. like, better than secret squirrel and pokemon put together. music, uh... don't bother. yet. downloads has wallpapers and cursors and such and so forth. linkses has... links. what are you, stupid?

Also, buy comics by goin here:
going south down orange blossom trail,
take take a right at the shopping center just
past sand lake road, at the light opposite the florida mall
Then you'll be at Bad Apple Comics,
(sign will say dotcomics for a while until they change it)
where the greatest comic ever is!
And Tony who works there is really nice.
Otherwise, buy 'am online

04/04/2006 - Loads of super pictures again!! And a new webcomic? It's not going to be funny, though. Or have good art. And a link to Fake Smilocide...
03/23/2006 - Loads of super pictures and a webcomic from Dana! And at long last, music!
03/08/2006 - Yeah, long time, no update, but our "web developer" was pretty tied up all month. This was a massive update (every page), but unfortunately, it was a slew of back-end stuff most of you will never notice, minus slightly improved load times and easier to see links. And some new pictures!
01/16/2006 - Webcowmics Update!
01/05/2006 - Umm... Everything.
12/13/2005 - Hoppity and Bee 3 cover (a taste of what you can buy) as Well as webcomics updates!
12/03/2005 - Sooo much stuff to buy!!! Comics and all!
11/19/2005 - Another awesome artist joins the flock on the pooctures page! Go there now!
11/14/2005 - More HB Dead Online Cowmics and More Dana's pictures!
10/29/2005 - More HB Dead Online comics and a few new non-print images.

Now, a message from Senior Ianissimo:

hello, all you folks out there in not-smilocide-land.it has come to the attention here at smilocide.com that some among you are malcontent with our layout. it seems that you would rather we smear the walls with a poo color that would be more pleasing to your eyes, or color everything in ridiculous gaudy neon. we are giving this serious contemplation, for the sake of you, our devoted fans. it seems also that you would rather we dispense with the buttons on the page, so that this is the only page you can view, and no other. if that's what you want, we are under onus to oblige. in fact, if you, our devoted fans, would like for us to remove all images and text from the site, this is what must be. it is all for you, our following, that we strive to make the best site possible, even if that means a plain, blank page. oh, wait, i don't mean any of that. most of you haven't taken the time to come to look at anything past the news page. of course, if anyone hasn't noticed, we do have a donations page that might convince us to value your opinions. until then, don't offer them. for those of you who are new to the site (or from DA), welcome, have a look around, and let us know what you think.

10/20/2005 - Online Cowmics update, Artist's Comments added to most pooctures, and spiffy images about the site!
10/09/2005 - More Online Cowmics, Wallpapers, and Smiley cursor added.
09/24/2005 - Visit Iggy's page on links and contact him about his Hurricane Katrina fundraiser!
09/07/2005 - Comic samples on ordering page and downloads available! Links, too!!!
09/01/2005 - Updates Updated!!!
07/29/2005 - Ordering page fixed good so you buy
07/24/2005 - Online Comics added
06/26/2005 - Jakes pictures added
06/22/2005 - Videos and Briowns pictures added
06/15/2005 - Smilocide is officially online