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Updates:

12-25-06
How many sites update on Christmas, huh? Anyway, like I said before, this week's upload is spiffy and out of the ordinary. There's a new festive short on the Videos page, new Ian art, and long-awaited Llamapaloozas! Happy Christmas from Smilocide!
11-??-06
I don't remember what day it is. But there's Dutchin art. Next week's upload there will be some really spiffy stuff, though.
11-21-06
Take a wild guess. Come on, you can do it!
11-13-06
Today's Monday upload takes place on a Wednesday. So it's not late, I planned it like that. Oh yeah, more Dutchin art. Doesn't that guy have anything better to do?
11-05-06
Dutchin art, but is that really worth an upload?
10-31-06
Halloweeeeeeen! New animation on videos page, new vegan and dutchin arts, a new dana/dutchin collaboration, plus a llamapalooza comic to boot!
10-20-06
New background on the downloads page by Ianissimo and Dutchin! It is amazing!
10-16-06
Woah... Ianissimo contributed gallery art? Dutchin too, but that's no suprise.
10-10-06
Go figure. I forgot to post updates because I slept. Now they are up. They being free ministers and smilocide does stuff without 'style', as well as vegan and dutchin arts. i stopped capping mid line. isn't that weird?
10-01-06
Oh crap, updates. Ok, so it's not like new stuff that you all care about, but it can forever change the way you view smilocide. Seriously! Check out the images and webcomics! Now you can view webcomics without having 2 windows open, and clicking on someone's art in their gallery will bring it above that pesky layout! Good for low resolutions and small windows, too! There's some new Dutchin and Vegan art for you to test it out on, even! Even!
09-25-06
Dutchin and Collab arts. Free Minister is back again. I told you so again. This news page is the least fun part of updating.
09-17-06
Vegan and Dutchin arts. Free Minister is back. I told you so.
09-11-06
Vegan and Dutchin webcomics. Free Minister should be back soon, I promise.
09-04-06
Vegan and Dutchin art, new llamapalooza. Fairly simple update this week.
08-27-06
More "silly talking animal" comics, because everybody loves them! And new Dana, Vegan, Ian, and Dutchin art. As well as another by that Mr. M guy. There's somewhat of a "Precious Moments" theme in all gallery updates except Ian's, because cute things need love, too!
08-10-06
Update's a little late this week. Ok, so a lot late, because Mr. Webmaster decided to get sick. Today he decided to get better, yet he's still to lazy to tell you what was updated! Ok, so some webcomics and Vegan art. Phew that was a lot of work. Oh, and since I expended the energy, the collab section has been started, too. Not much there yet, though.
07-30-06
New webcomics from everyone except "The Math". And a Dutchin poocture, but that's nothing special. Anyway, yet some more important news, we were thinking about doing more pair-work on smilocide, so you might should look forward to a new "collaboration" section. You know, like that "Juggling Armageddon" in the posters section that Ian and Dutchin did? Also, though very subtle, the last "After Hoppity and Bee Are Dead" was a slight collaboration, too. Look forward to an occasional image that everyone works together on!
07-24-06
New webcomics from everyone! New images from Dana and Dutchin. And the very first Smilodex Update! It's got new data! Yaaaaay!!!!!
07-14-06
Happy Cow Appreciation Day! No Smilocide meet this week, so no real updates, only one image in the Dutchin gallery because such a glorious holiday should not go uncelebrated!
07-11-06
New Ian, Vegan, and Dutchin images, as well as a Free Minister comic!
07-01-06
One Dutchin image and lotsa webcomics, so you should go to webcomics instead!
06-26-06
No smilocide meet this week, so only a few pictures by Dutchin and Ianissimo that the webmaster realized he had on his computer and thought "I should upload these", so I did.
06-18-06
More picture and webcomic updates, as well as fixed a stupid IE-specific bug that stopped flash videos from loading! Stupid IE.
06-15-06
all of us here at smilocide.com would like to congratulate Elizabeth on her two new ponies, Calvin and Clover!!! Picture!
so i made a point not to mention the program again till it was up, and now it is!!! also, cartoons are up (at here until we have more time to update)! see, i wasn't lying. also, numerous new pictures, especially mine (ianissimo's), and if you haven't noticed, though i don't know how you couldn't have, honestly, there's lotsa webcomics now. it's all coming together! smilocidiversarypalooza was a massive success (in my opinion) by the way and everyone will trust me unquestioningly henceforth or i'll detonate cherry bombs in their bodies' cavities. we had almost 40 people turn out and i didn't even know all of them, so thanks everyone for that. we'll have a highlights page up specifically for that soon. till then, keep on smilin and cidin and FREAKING BUY SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!!!
06-03-06
howdy, smilonites! well, it's coming. Smilocidiversarypalooza. that's right, one year since smilocide.com was launched and it's been one wild ride, don't you know. maybe this year we'll lose less money! anyhow, to celebrate, we're inviting everyone of all races and creeds (except those nasty carthaginians) to join us at the orlando public library on central and orange ave rm ("Cypress" Room) on saturday, june 3rd. there'll be more prizes and cockfights than you can shake a white crappie at (it's a fish. seriously), as well as screenings of some of our films.

also, soon to be up (for real this time) is our smilodex program and a couple of animations, to be found at the downloads and moovays pages, respectively. also, the buying place has stuff to sell. this isn't new, but no one seems to be aware of it anyway. also, if you have questions about smilocidiversarypalooza, ordering merchandise, my sexual orientation, or the deeper truths of life, or just feedback, contact me personally at ianissimo@smilocide.com, cause i can handle all that stuff and more.
btw, bad apple comics no longer carries the hoppity and bee show. some crap about people sticking themselves on the staples in the binding. whatever. i think tony jilted us.
05-27-06
More updates! Webcomics and another Uyen picture!
05-20-06
More updates! Fixed Uyen's pictures, since Vegan finally decided to tell me they were broken. :/ But now they should work! Sorry about that. Mostly webcomics this week. And a Llama date! It starts in Llamapalooza, jumps into the gallery, then jumps back into Llamapalooza. And maybe even contiue next week!
05-13-06
Holy crap! Updates! Webcomics from everyone, and new images for every artist except Ianissimo! And a new Artist! And no seperate artist pages, so you don't have to look at al the thumbnails you don't want to! And even this: link It's really cool!
04-26-06
so smilocideiversarypalooza is now all squared away. it will be saturday, june 3rd, from 1-5 at the downtown public library in the CYPRESS ROOM. that's "CYPRESS" like the tree. again, free things. we won't even charge you. and a puppet show. and i'll share my lunch with you. if you have questions, email me at ianissimo@smilocide.com
also, cookies by design off central near the library has hoppity and may adorning their windows for a while, put there by the ever innovative hand of our very own dana. check it out before the proprietors find our contraband all over their storefront.

OH YEAH, and we also have some new pooctures that Dutchin posted because nobody was posting anything. Oh, and also new on the pictures page is greeting cards that you can send to people! Right now all we have is a Happy Birthday one, because only one of us has known flash for a week now. And we're lazy.

04-06-06 - This is now old, outdated-y news:
this is smilocide. where you're at. right now. like, the website. ok, so now we're clear. smilocide is probably the greatest web site of the 20th AND 21st centuries. look at all the pictures on the pictures pages cause there's lots. at the buyin place, you will buy things right now. you can look at posters and things, and then you click the buy now button, and it takes you to paypal.com, then you pay, and it sends you back here. online cowmics has some weekly comics we put up like every few days or months. videeohz is where it's at, now. look at the animations, cause they are sooo good. like, better than secret squirrel and pokemon put together. music, uh... don't bother. yet. downloads has wallpapers and cursors and such and so forth. linkses has... links. what are you, stupid?

Also, buy comics by goin here:
going south down orange blossom trail,
take take a right at the shopping center just
past sand lake road, at the light opposite the florida mall
Then you'll be at Bad Apple Comics,
(sign will say dotcomics for a while until they change it)
where the greatest comic ever is!
And Tony who works there is really nice.
Otherwise, buy 'am online

04/04/2006 - Loads of super pictures again!! And a new webcomic? It's not going to be funny, though. Or have good art. And a link to Fake Smilocide...
03/23/2006 - Loads of super pictures and a webcomic from Dana! And at long last, music!
03/08/2006 - Yeah, long time, no update, but our "web developer" was pretty tied up all month. This was a massive update (every page), but unfortunately, it was a slew of back-end stuff most of you will never notice, minus slightly improved load times and easier to see links. And some new pictures!
01/16/2006 - Webcowmics Update!
01/05/2006 - Umm... Everything.